ColoRectal Surgeons Poem

From a friend.

Working Where the Sun Don’t Shine by

George Bowser and Rick Blue……..

 

We praise the colorectal surgeon

Misunderstood and much maligned,

Slaving away in the heart of darkness

Working where the sun don’t shine.

 

Respect the colorectal surgeon

It’s a calling few would crave,

Lift up your hand and join us

Let’s all do the finger wave.

 

When it comes to spreading joy

There are many techniques,

Some spread joy to the world

Others just spread cheeks.

 

Some think the cardiologist

Is their best friend,

But the colorectal surgeon knows

He’ll get you in the end.

 

Why be a colorectal surgeon

It’s one of those mysterious things,

Is it because in that profession

There are always openings?

 

When I first met a colorectal surgeon

He did not quite understand,

I said….Hey it’s nice to meet you

But do you mind if we don’t shake hands.

 

He sailed right through medical school

Because he was a whiz,

Be he never thought of psychology

When reading the book Passages.

 

A doctor he wanted to be

For golf he loved to play,

But this is not quite what he meant

By eighteen holes a day.

 

Respect the colorectal surgeon

Here and now well raise a glass,

For the rectal surgeon like a rectum

Can tell a liquid from a gas.

 

We praise the colorectal surgeon

Misunderstood and much maligned

Slaving away in the heart of darkness

Working where the sun don’t shine.

 

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About mishl53

Pro-Choice, Pro-Women, Pro-Social Programs, Pro-Fiscal Responsibility, Pro-Common Sense Return to Government and USA Society.
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